"You know, you really don’t need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook."

it just started raining.


i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation


the social network:
"If I were a drug dealer, I couldn’t give free drugs to 650 people in one day"


You were accused of animal cruelty.”


Drop the “The.” Just “Facebook.”

 #oscar winner in my heart